description: very tall, very loud but never yells, does not turn on the lights in his office, can find reese's cups from across the building, always good for a laugh, and people seem to like him. oh yeah, loves the florida gators (Not a chance Go Noles!).

wow. where do we start. he is an extremely talented artist, programmer, animator, and so on. really. besides his long list of talents, he also is a pretty good comedian, impersonator, story teller and is always good for a full out performance.

don't be fooled by his boyish good looks, brandon is stealth like with the two word zingers. he also enjoys long walks to the walgreens next door for energy drinks and the occasionally regrettable power bar.

mother to the office, creater of babies, and all around great person. she also happens to be our lead designer and is constantly proving how much better she is than you. at everything.

enjoys skydiving 24 times, becoming a medical student, attending church regularly, being a know-it-all at parties, defusing bombs, donating kidneys, and otherwise being a jackass. mostly everyone hates her.

favorite pastimes: laughing at brian's jokes, hanging with her hubby and watching ohio state football games. her laugh is contagious and spreads quickly through the office. all over.

bio: makes a ton of lists. scratches through the lists. eats crazy food that others have never heard of or would even dream about eating. has a deep connection with bronze plaques. she also invented butter.

super cute and lovable, yet she adds a dash of spice to the office. she keeps us all in line, crunches some numbers and works magic. golly, we lover her.

oh, he's no mascot. he's a full blown employee. on the payroll. his job is to float around the office, cause a little mischief, pass a little gas and eat crumbs.